Memento mori

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Tue, 04 Dec 2012 10:38:50 -0500

Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 05:03:57 -0400

luanlegacy:

maiyonnaise:

fangirlingforeverz:

derpiest-boy-alive:

whentherestrouble:

sillysymphonic:

clockwourk:

Pokemon Blue Version

Pokemon Red Version

Pokemon Green Version

Pokemon Yellow Version

Pokemon Pinball

Pokemon Gold Version

Pokemon Silver Version

Pokemon Crystal Version

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOYL SHIT

ohmyfuckkk

OMSF

Goodbye social life.

CAN I JUST FUCKING

EVERYONE MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS! SO THAT EVERYONE WILL FAIL IN SCHOOL!!!!

dealingjustfine: worriedaboutblank: some-dude-called-jab: luna...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 06:56:14 -0400

dealingjustfine:

worriedaboutblank:

some-dude-called-jab:

lunahorizon:

So I mixed the original Gangnam Style with the Orchestral version and

This is fucking amazing.

Somebody post a download link. NOW.

HOLY SHIT

cartoonlover97: sublimesublemon: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg: ezekieru: ...

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 06:30:34 -0400

cartoonlover97:

sublimesublemon:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg:

ezekieru:

benedurpcumberhurp:

thefireisrising:

pureblood-:

I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.

#how to summon satan

Oh my god.

THE DISCORD

FUCKIN KILL ME NOW

AUGGGGH MY EAAAAARS

Y̶̰̭̠͓̲ͭ̋ͣ̃̈́͘ŏ̮̙̺̠̝̦ͪͪ̾̈ͯ͟͠ű̘̜͒ ͩ̍͑͊̿ͬ́̆ͪ҉͔͚c̳̣͗̿͊ͅą̡̭̥̒ͤ͡n̗̲̪͔ͣ̚ ̃̈ͨ̎ͥ͊̓͂͜͏̩̣̳g̴̙͍͎̬̰̳̘͕͑̄͑̍ͣͭͩ̚ë̯̱̙̰̖͍̹́͆̾̇͞ͅt͙̝̖̮̘̟̳̩̹̓͐͢ ̷̨͍͖̘͉͊ͪ̑̀ͫ̚ͅȧ̴̻̘̟̞͉̜͓ͫ͐̓ͮ̌̒̎͟ͅd͚̬̈́ͬ͛́ͭ̚d̙̻ͧͨͨi͍̺̯̤͉̦̹ͤc̈ͮ҉͇͓̗̹̀t̂̊̿̽̾҉̟͕̻̹̫ẹ̵̰̐́d̿̌̃ͨ͏҉̘̝̱̟ ͬ̐͏̷̼̫̭͖̬͉̭̤t̢̛̞͔̺͇͈̖̰͖͐ͩ̋̃o̧͖̭̎̍̀̓̽͒͘ͅ ̓̐ͪͨ̚͏̸̪̗͓̮̜̗̰͈͢a͕̖̥̹͚̗̙̦̠ͦ͋̏͠ ̳͇̪̌̈͌́̔̇ͫ̈̚͡c̭͙̙̓̍͜e̴̓ͪ̌͏̠̖̠̹̙͇͖ͅͅŕ̢̞̺͎̗̹ͪ͝tͪ͋҉̴̨̰̜̮ạ͎̣͙̱̣ͥͨ̒̃ͪ̃͑̆̚î̴̛͚̞̭̯̾͆̊ͩͣn̢ͭ҉̡̞̱̰̮̻ ̖̱̮̿̈ͣͦ̊̏ͅḱ̙̗̚i̘͎̻͙̟̤ͨ̑ͦ̌ͅņ̗͕͋̿́̕d̸̢͕͕̙̺͚͚̯͎̽͋ͭ̂̄ͅ ̫̙̼̫͉̒ò̡̪͍̰̥̭̬̊̒͜f̥̗͙͎̪̦̗͖̥͌ͣ̽̽ͮ͗̄ͩ ͕͈̯̬̺̬̅̍ͪ̿ͯ͗͐͜s̨̹̖̖̱̙͊̋̐͠ͅá̶̞̲͌̋̐d̸̪̖̬̟͈̟̼̅̎͗n̮ͭͤ̋͑͑̀̚͞ͅe̸͐ͮ̚҉̳̻̞s̟̩̳͕̙̗̽͠s̳͇̭̘͔̿̾̇͊̋̃̍̓ͅ.̱̼͓̖̘̆̒̍ͣ

oh god that’s terrifying ;___;

lulz-time: hypertaytay: did not expect that wtf did I just...

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 16:18:16 -0400

lulz-time:

hypertaytay:

did not expect that

wtf did I just watch

didn’t see that coming

i’mchoking

OMFG

basically my face right now

I went from this

to this

at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

…oh. OH. ….. Oh.

oh

oh….i was totally wrong about that product….totally wrong…

Omg that was amazing

I know what I’m buying people for christmas

I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this…

Be sure to follow this blog, it’ll look great on your dashboard

And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 17:19:33 -0400

And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.

rainbowcurtains: where i feel at home | Harry Potter (by...

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 17:04:04 -0400

rainbowcurtains:

where i feel at home | Harry Potter (by KatrinDepp)

ofmiceandbren: bumfucked: hskasjfhckxdvhxzkvhzxk HeLp crying

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 16:04:19 -0400

ofmiceandbren:

bumfucked:

hskasjfhckxdvhxzkvhzxk HeLp

crying

catbountry: pootsy: avatar2033: space-cops: shadzu: ehjorth:...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 04:47:33 -0400

catbountry:

pootsy:

avatar2033:

space-cops:

shadzu:

ehjorth:

toulouselastartrek:

okatu:

the cuil theory

jesus CHRIST

tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL

y this

I accidentally clicked on this and was like, fuck it I’ll watch it anyway.

Best decision ever. Oh god I don’t even know what this is

oh my fucking god.

I give you a hamburger.

elasticitymudflap: porrims-vagina: HELP MY FRIEND SEnrt THSI...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 01:42:13 -0400

elasticitymudflap:

porrims-vagina:

HELP MY FRIEND SEnrt THSI TO ME A dn WHEN THE BASS DROPS IM LAUGBING FOR 1003829002 YEARs

JEUSJFG FUC K I CNANT HANDEL THISsda

Video

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 01:36:43 -0400

promo4homo: somethingtexcellent: HOW TO MAKE A YUM YUM TASTY...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 01:34:58 -0400

promo4homo:

somethingtexcellent:

HOW TO MAKE A YUM YUM TASTY SALMON COOK AS SHOWN

everyone on this website is fucking insane

violentdreamz: hello, i’m feeling rather okay

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 15:26:47 -0400

violentdreamz:

hello, i’m feeling rather okay

quinnegbert: flyingturtlesateme: digatisdi: Quite possibly my...

Sun, 26 Aug 2012 13:16:26 -0400

quinnegbert:

flyingturtlesateme:

digatisdi:

Quite possibly my favourite thing ever from Japan.

What omg

Oh Mikey!

manpeta-boxcars: otpeep: spacespectrum: lifeisatrafficjam: th...

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 03:14:04 -0400

manpeta-boxcars:

otpeep:

spacespectrum:

lifeisatrafficjam:

thenameischarli:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

its back..

my new favorite video omg

fUCK WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THE ORIGINAL VIDEO FUKCK?????????????????/

WHEEZING

This is still terrifing

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Thu, 28 Jun 2012 01:47:51 -0400

memecollection: For more funny posts click HERE!

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 09:35:34 -0400

memecollection:

For more funny posts click HERE!

theworldisconfused: stillnot-ginger: nootherendoftheworldwillth...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 08:28:25 -0400

theworldisconfused:

stillnot-ginger:

nootherendoftheworldwilltherebe:

dontbearuiner:

sadienita:

alittleveggies:

requiemsong:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you?

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

^^^better story than twilight

LOL

Filed under: Twilight parodies that are better than Twilight

this post just keeps getting better

omfg

aifhvusdfhvgjgh

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Wed, 16 May 2012 04:48:02 -0400

itsericuuh: This video never gets old LMFAO. LORD...

Wed, 02 May 2012 17:16:59 -0400

itsericuuh:

This video never gets old

LMFAO.

LORD JEEZUS

lmfaooooooo o god the ending killed me